Okay, the first thing you need to understand is that the MOLLE system is your friend -- if you take proper care and assemble it properly, it will serve us both faithfully as I rid your display shelves of all terrorist threats ...

We'll be starting from the inside and working outward. Once you have my body armor and gas mask carrier on, I'm ready to don the FLC and its accompanying padded belt.

Adjust each piece carefully before proceeding, because a good fit will be essential to my proper appearance when you're through ... no sense in getting me all geared up, only to find out that my FLC is too loose or too tight. And by all means, watch those big fingers -- this stuff doesn't grow on trees, y'know!